It's that time of year again
All the bugs start coming out... a centipede fell onto my head when I was in the basement the last night, so I won't be going down there ever again. Allergies are making everyone around me sneeze their brains out, and I can step outside for about five minutes before I start looking like I just jumped into a swimming pool with all my clothes on.
It's so goddamn hot and humid 😵💫
I live in Ohio but I feel like I'm in some hellish rainforest on the equator. Hyperhidrosis is a bitch.
I miss when everything was covered in a dull white and filthy grey blanket of snow. I'd move to the fucking South Pole if I could, but my partner would move to South Carolina if she could, so that won't work.
I do love stepping out back on a dry, sunny day almost long enough to finish a cigarette, but this is hell. And it's not even summer yet.
How does anyone enjoy this? ( •̀_•́ )