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“The older I get the more conservative I get” aka switched from a rapid release distro to Debian with Firefox ESR. It’s all so stable 🥲

The US is a silly place. People will happily vote into office a guy who’s a convicted felon, rapist and white nationalist but all of that’s just fake news. Then a few conspiracy theorists who used to work for the government go in front of congress with no tangible evidence of anything and suddenly the entire TikTok and Twitter userbase is convinced aliens have been living in our oceans all along.

I only watched like 20 minutes of that UAP congressional hearing but I think I can summarize most of it:

whistleblower: we have reason to believe that UAP’s are real and may be alien craft
someone in congress: do you have any proof?
whistleblower: well OBviously I have proof but I can’t show you

iPhone text prediction is so bad I think our only option at this point is to rewrite the entire English language to better align with how autocorrect wants us to talk.

It's like seeing a car crash from inside the car
The driver's got his head craned back he's telling you a joke
You see the bus on collision course
You point your arm and turn your head and wait for the impact
This is the feeling we learn to live with in North America
The morning headlines always accompanied with sweat and nausea...

I’m so fucking dazed I should probably try to wait at least 24 hours before posting anything. This shit is unreal.

I’m watching so many screens 😵‍💫 every election year I feel like I work for a 24 hour news network

Just got back from the polling station. Judging by the turnout of the early voters here I thought it would be packed but there was almost no one there. I was in and out in 10 minutes! Next step is obsessing over the TV until they announce that they won’t be able to announce the results tonight.