10 pointless facts about me

Saturday, October 25, 2025 • 3 min read

Copied this from Kev Quirk. I’ve seen a ton of other people sharing these too and I couldn’t resist. Feels like I’m typing up a MySpace bulletin 🤪

Do you floss your teeth?

Not as much as I should. I’ll get on a kick and buy some of those little floss pick things, then I’ll run out and forget about it for the foreseeable future.

Tea, coffee, or water?

I’ve tried to get into coffee over the years but I just can’t wrap my head around having a hot drink everyday. Or at all really. I used to drink a lot of Red Bull. I was on the sauce for YEARS. Then I had covid last year and I was so sick I couldn’t make it to the store for more than a week. By the time that was over I was totally fine without them. I mostly stick with Diet Pepsi for a little extra boost now.

Footwear preference?

Chucks or Doc Martens. I love a gender neutral shoe.

Favorite dessert?

I’m not a sweets person! But lately I’ve been obsessed with that trendy Dubai chocolate. And I don’t even like chocolate but this stuff fucks!

The first thing you do when you wake up?

Put a Zyn in the lip and then promptly feed the cats that have been screaming at me for their wet food since 7am.

Age you’d like to stick at?

25 was a good age for me. It’s that weird transitional period between having no fucking idea how the world works and finally starting to figure it out. Time felt like it moved sliiightly slower than it does now, but not as bad as waiting for the school bell to ring when you’re like 15.

How many hats do you own?

I have exactly one, and it’s an orange and black bucket hat that’s way too small. I was at work one day and this high school aged kid walked in with a bunch of junk and told me she was trying to raise money to put herself through college. I didn’t believe her for a second — especially by the third or fourth time she said education is SO important to her. But I admired the hustle, so I gave her $15 and took a hat. Other than that? Not a hat guy.

Describe the last photo you took?

Just a picture of my 16 year old tuxedo cat sitting on my lap: Auto-generated description: A black and white cat with green eyes is resting comfortably in a cozy indoor setting.

Worst TV show?

I’ll probably get some hate for this, but The Bear! I’ve tried so hard to like it but I just can’t get into it! Watched the whole goddamn thing with my partner and by the end of the second season it became my favorite thing to completely ignore while I doom scroll or play some Nintendo.

As a child, what was your aspiration for adulthood?

Most kids want to be a doctor or a vet, or a firefighter. When I was five years old, I wanted to be a trash man. We lived in the middle of nowhere and the huge brown truck coming to pick up our trash was usually the most exciting thing that happened all week.

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